The Sun is splashed with news that Theo is planning a 'Walc Out' of Arsenal as he can't bear the thought of
speeding down the wing without van Persie to latch onto his wayward crosses.
The upsettor of the apple cart, Robin van Persie, meanwhile is wanted by Barcelona. Barca have been cut from 33/1 to 12/1 to be If two of his favourite children do leave, could an angry Arsene say enough is enough? The beleaguered Frenchman has been cut from 6/1 to 5/1
Staying on the Emirates exodus, in a less tearful goodbye, Nicklas Bendtner - still officially an Arsenal man - has had enough watering and is set to bask in the sun of Spain or Turkey with to be honoured by the great Dane's presence.
With Shinji Kagawa's arrival, Park Ji-Sung has been told he is no longer needed to sell shirts in Asia. QPR are, however, looking for an oriental name to print on the opposite side of their Air Asia sponsors so will stump up the cash to sign the South Korean superstar. Rangers offering high-wages to aged stars sounds like a foolproof plan to us,
Last and very much least, Wayne Bridge hates John Terry so much he is willing to drop down a division just to avoid JT's groping pre-match hands. Enough of this, we're off to watch some tennis.