The Sun is splashed with news that Theo is planning a 'Walc Out' of Arsenal as he can't bear the thought of speeding down the wing without van Persie to latch onto his wayward crosses. Walcott's transfer odds are grim reading for Gunners with city rivals Spurs and Chelsea 7/1 and 8/1 favourites to tempt Theo with a bag of sweeties and a pile of comics. Theo has specialist taste though so it is unlikely his package of goodies will be ready in time for the new season starting. Walcott is 1/4 to still be at Arsenal come opening day kick off and 11/4 to make his getaway sharpish.

The upsettor of the apple cart, Robin van Persie, meanwhile is wanted by Barcelona. Barca have been cut from 33/1 to 12/1 to be RVP's next club. If two of his favourite children do leave, could an angry Arsene say enough is enough? The beleaguered Frenchman has been cut from 6/1 to 5/1 to leave Arsenal before the end of the season.

Staying on the Emirates exodus, in a less tearful goodbye, Nicklas Bendtner - still officially an Arsenal man - has had enough watering and is set to bask in the sun of Spain or Turkey with Malaga odds on favourites ahead of Galatasaray to be honoured by the great Dane's presence.

With Shinji Kagawa's arrival, Park Ji-Sung has been told he is no longer needed to sell shirts in Asia. QPR are, however, looking for an oriental name to print on the opposite side of their Air Asia sponsors so will stump up the cash to sign the South Korean superstar. Rangers offering high-wages to aged stars sounds like a foolproof plan to us, Park is just 2/5 to sign this summer.

Last and very much least, Wayne Bridge hates John Terry so much he is willing to drop down a division just to avoid JT's groping pre-match hands. Brighton are 1/5 favourites to seal the deal. Enough of this, we're off to watch some tennis.