Tony Fernandes has realised the Asia shirt market just isn't ready for the name Barton on the back so will ship Joey
back North in exchange for some of Venky's finest poultry. The Blackburn bosses will wait until the Christmas turkeys
bring enough sales to conjure up the 50p needed to tempt Fernandes into selling. Joey is
Chris Hughton has his eyes set on Matthew Etherington. Stoke's galloping gazelle is
PSG are reportedly not content with ransacking Milan and escaping with Zlatan and Thiago Silva in a bag marked 'swag' but are now planning on breaking into White Hart Lane for prized jewel, Luka Modric. Real Madrid remain strong favourites but the pillaging Parisians are shortening, now as low as 4/1 with 10/1 the best price. Either way the Croat's days in North London are numbered.
With a Zlatan shaped hole left in Milan, the Italians will finally stump up the cash for Carlos Tevez. Although the awkward Argentine is now apparently happy in Manchester. William Hill offer that Tevez is in Milan or Manchester after summer, 6/4 is the best price he opts for Milan.
Fabio Borini meanwhile is all geared for a move to Liverpool who are also keen to offer 'good guy' Luis Suarez a new deal. Suarez bagged a hat-trick against Chile yesterday in Urugaay's warm-up to the Olympics and is at Anfield this summer with Juventus and PSG 9/1 to nab the South American.