Now for the serious bit. There has been plenty of scoffing at the suggestion I could make a comeback for the Pies – what would the narks know? 70 goals. I could do that now as unfit as I am, imagine if I did a few laps around the oval, the odd push up and a couple of stretches. Add a couple of post-match pots and I’d be ready to take on these millennials. Too old? Please. Eddie – your boys need me. Get me on a rookie contract and I’ll be good to go. Give a man a chance. I’m a footballer, get me out there.
I have been inundated with calls and social media about it – I am dead serious. I want to be a Pie. And boy do they need me. This weekend will show why, again. Geelong are going to smash them. Too short at $1.25 to back, but to cover the 26.5 start ? Easily done by the Cats I am afraid to say. Eddie – your boys need help. I am ready to go. Just give me a ring. I will ditch the meat version and swap for the real Pies. Sidebottom, Pendlebury and Co looking out for the Fev….glory days Eddie. Don’t be afraid.
Tell me this – would the start be 26.5 to Collingwood if I was playing?
Didn’t think so.
As for this game – I see SELWOOD and DANGERFIELD cutting loose with plenty of ball, the weather will dictate that both will jag 30+ disposals. Given I see Geelong running right over the top of Collingwood (call me Eddie) I see TOM HAWKINS kicking Most Goals. Geelong all day. Sad to say. Ring me Ed.
GEELONG -26.5 line (you know it is the right thing to do. Call me 'Jerry')
SELLWOOD 30+ Disposals
DANGERFIELD 30+ Disposals
HAWKINS Most Goals