\t\nFaf du Plessis to claim hat-trick - 7.00 odds
\nDu Plessis fancies himself the next Jacques Kallis. In the aftermath of Lollygate, the Proteas captain plans to get creative and was recently sighted at Adelaide's only Bunnings store shopping for red electrical tape. Expect the middle-order batsman to snag a Test hat-trick in a fierce display of swing bowling, only for Channel Nine cameras to reveal after the match he completed the entire over with a half-taped tennis ball in hand.\n

\nMatthew Wade to retire hurt - 3.10 odds
\nWade's banter is terrible. Having struggled to intimidate the South Africans during the ODI series in October, the wicketkeeper is keen to try out some new and improved sledges. Unfortunately, Wadey's a bit undercooked in his preparation and is likely to cop a comeback that leaves him retiring hurt with second-degree burns. Team doctors will be sure to have plenty of ice packs on standby, while the Royal Adelaide Hospital's burns unit is only a short trip away.\n


\nKevin Pietersen to be thrown out - 2.60 odds
\nYou'd hate to share a beer with Pietersen. The 36-year-old was always an entertaining player but off the field he's just a s**t bloke. While the former England batsman will do his best to sneak into the Proteas dressing room after the Test is finished, South Africa's security have proven they don't mess around. Despite his familiar accent, staff will be under strict team orders to remove the Channel Nine commentator on sight using any force deemed necessary.\n

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