Monday NBA Parlay: Ride Al Horford, Jaren Jackson in This +1342 YOLO Parlay
Monday NBA Parlay: Ride Al Horford, Jaren Jackson in This +1342 YOLO Parlay
I was going to just roll with the two plays tonight and call it a night. But that just isn't how I roll. I'm built differently. If I don't have a parlay that has no chance of winning just hanging around my pending wagers, then I feel like it was a wasted night. That's just how wasted nights work. So I went to the gym (nbd), got my mind and body right, then came back home and built a YOLO parlay. It could be the endorphins floating around in my bloodstream right now or the gallon of Red Bull I drank, but whatever it is, it worked. I found a parlay that has no chance of winning but at the same time, could actually win. We may even get to the second game of the NBA slate still intact. We have to do this.
Monday NBA Parlay (+1342) (Bet $100 to win $1342)
*Odds available at FanDuel at time of publishing*
This really isn't that dumb. Forget about the fact that it's a parlay and all three of these things are plus money and not correlated. Other than that, it's pretty good. It's big enough to get us excited but small enough that it has a chance of winning even though we all know it has no chance of winning. That makes sense.
Derrick White 10 + Points
First off, Derrick White could easily score 10 points tonight. Why the hell not? He's done it twice already in this series. The one time he didn't do it was when he didn't score at all. The thing is he took six shots that game and missed all of them. He was just having a bad day. Not his fault. The thing is, he has taken at least six shots in every game of this series. That is enough volume especially since he's taken 12 free throws. At +210, this isn't that dumb.
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Al Horford 4+ Assists
The next move that could happen is Al Horford 4+ assists. He may be old but he can still kind of play. For an old guy. He would whip anyone at your local YMCA. So far in this series, the guy has been a borderline beast (for an old guy). One thing that has stood out is his playmaking. In the first three games of the series, he's averaging eight potential assists per game. We only need four tonight and it's +118. That's not that dumb.
Jaren Jackson 3+ Made Threes
Finally, if we get this far it will be a miracle. You haven't lived until you've had a +1342 YOLO come down to a Jaren Jackson Jr. three-ball prop. It's disgusting but if this guy can manage not to foul every time he defends someone, he has a shot of hitting this. Even if Ja Morant miraculously plays tonight, Jackson could see the volume needed here. This Griz team could get desperate and jack up threes because of that. Jackson has taken at least six threes in each of his last four games so he's not shy. On top of that, he's hit three threes in three of those last four games. This isn't that dumb. We could hit this one even though there is a 0%.
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John has spent the past 20+ years betting sports on a daily basis and is considered by many to be a walking sports betting encyclopedia. From obscure player props to sides and totals, if there is an angle, John will find it. His work has appeared on Rotogrinders and he has been a regular on sports talk radio stations across the country. Based in the US, John operates a blog & podcast, Sports Bets Beers, which covers betting angles in the NFL, NBA, MLB, & NHL.