Slop's Premium Thanksgiving YOLO NFL Parlay

Slop's Premium Thanksgiving YOLO NFL Parlay

Thanksgiving YOLO Parlay (+14,265) Bet $100 to collect $14,365 FanDuel has the best odds, click here

• Jared Goff 325+ Passing Yards (+550)
• Darius Slayton 90+ Receiving Yards (+550)
• New England Patriots -6.5 - Alt Line (+240)

We're at FanDuel for this one since they've got the ladders that we're all thankful for this year (and every year). With those ladders come great YOLO parlay opportunities and since it's Thanksgiving, we almost have to play one. All we have to do is find one guy from each game to get loose and if that happens, it will be the greatest Thanksgiving of all time. It should be noted that DraftKings will have similar options to FanDuel so if you have to play there, it's fine. The price won't be as good though (probably).

The first move on Goff is simple. The game is being played inside and the Lions might get their asses kicked. Here's the thing though, they might not. We're talking about a team that has won three games in a row here people. Some are saying they have Super Bowl aspirations. But none of that matters Thursday. What matters is the fact that no matter what happens, they will likely not be able to sit on the ball. The Buffalo Bills are a team that requires points to beat and the Lions' defense just isn't good. They will give it up. The thing is, the Lions will fight back. Goff has gone 321+ twice at home this season in game scripts that match the one I think we'll see. It will take a little luck but this really shouldn't be +550.

By the time the Dallas Cowboys and New York Giants get it on, we'll already be done eating and probably six deep. That's the perfect time for a YOLO. Everyone knows that. Honestly, I don't think there is a better YOLO move on the board than Darius Slayton. He could get 0 yards or he could go 100+. The thing is, the Giants will likely get smashed by the Cowboys so Daniel Jones will have to throw the ball. That's just what happens when you get smashed. The thing is, Slayton has gone for at least 86 yards in each of his last two games. He's pretty much the only guy left to throw to in New York so this isn't that crazy.

There's not much I know about life but here's one thing I do know, the Minnesota Vikings are absolute frauds. Like 100%. The idea that they are favored in this game is absurd and if we're being honest, I think they get blown out again. This isn't about Kirk Cousins and prime time, it's about the New England Patriots defense. They are disgusting and their pass rush is even better than that of the Dallas Cowboys who just big-boyed the Vikings 40-3 last week. Minnesota is missing guys on the offensive line and that will be a big-time issue Sunday night. I think the Patriots can beat them by double digits but we'll only say 6.5 for the sake of this parlay.