Slop's NFL Sunday YOLO +3602 Premium Parlay

Slop's NFL Sunday YOLO +3602 Premium Parlay

I did a lot of thinking this morning and I think I may have figured the whole NFL betting thing out. All of it. Lucky for us, I did it just in time for the 1:00 pm ET slate too. That part was pure luck though. I didn't plan that. Now obviously I won't be able to explain everything since it's way too complex. But what I can do is tell you that we need a YOLO parlay to do this day right. We just do. The beautiful thing is, FanDuel lets us go alt-line on that ass so we can bump guys up all over the place. Plus money moves makes parlays bigger. That's just good ole math doing its thing. Even still, I was shocked when I saw how big this thing got.

Slop's NFL Sunday YOLO Parlay (+3602) (Bet $100 to $3602)

*Odds available at FanDuel at time of publishing*

• Davis Mills 275+ Passing Yards (+260)
• Teddy Bridgewater 275+ Passing Yards (+178)
• Damien Harris 90+ Rushing Yards (+270)

We'll start with our boy Davis Mills. Now I know the haters are going to say the guy hasn't done this all season but at some point, I think he has to. For starters, he's gone 240+ in three of four games so we're not asking for much of a bump here. The main thing that has to happen for that bump to occur is the Texans have to get their asses kicked. If they're getting throttled, they have to throw. That's just science. I think that smackdown comes today and if that happens, Mills has a chance. We've already seen Carson Wentz go 300+ on this Jaguars team. Why not Mills 275+? It makes sense.

Next, we're looking at Teddy Covers and even though he's a backup, he's definitely capable of this. First off, the Jets are not that bad against the run. I'm serious. They're sixth in yards per attempt. I doubt the Dolphins are going to be able to just ram it down their throat. They're not the Cleveland Browns. They aren't built like that. They're built to throw the damn ball and Teddy can do that. The guy almost 200 yards in basically a half last time out. We've already seen these Jets give up this number to Joe Burrow. Why not Teddy?

Finally, we get to Damien Harris. First off we have a rookie quarterback who was never expected to play this season in Bailey Zappe. The kid made us all a ton of coin at Western Kentucky but this is the NFL, not a Disney movie. I don't think there's a chance in hell Bill Belichick lets him throw the ball too much unless he has to. Instead, I bet they just pound Detroit's defense that's dead last defending the run. Harris should go off.