Thursday’s NFL and NCAAB YOLO Parlay (+1052): Building Around Texas and DeVante Parker

Thursday’s NFL and NCAAB YOLO Parlay (+1052): Building Around Texas and DeVante Parker

John Hyslop has cooked up a +1052 parlay for Thursday Night. He's eyeing the Texas Longhorns basketball team and New England Patriot DeVante Parker.

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• Texas Team Total Over 78.5 (+260)
• DeVante Parker 50+ Receiving Yards (+220)

We're going to FanDuel for this one because they will let us create such a masterpiece. The idea that we can manipulate college basketball team totals is the stuff that dreams are made of. On top of that, the idea that we can parlay them with an NFL player prop alt line is just stupid. I'm a dreamer. I've always been one but back when I was a kid in elementary school, I could have never dreamed of being able to create a parlay like this. We're living in special times people.

So I had this Boxer named Barkley after the great Charles Barkley. She was literally the best dog in the world at one time. Definitely top five. But early on, we found out she had kidney issues and at some point, her health would deteriorate quickly. Luckily it was obvious what was going on because there were days she would appear to be confused and unaware of her surroundings. It was at that time my wife and I decided to do the humane thing and put her out of her misery. I never knew how that experience would help me in the future until this morning when I saw the board. The exact same thing that happened to Barkley is happening to the books as they appear to be very confused. It's time to do the humane thing, people.

Thursday's YOLO Parlay Breakdown

A dead giveaway that they have completely lost is in the Texas Longhorns team total. Like what in the hell is going on there? These guys are going to drop at least 80 points tonight and FanDuel is paying us +245 for 79? That's insane. Anyone with one eyeball and a partially functioning brain saw what they did to Gonzaga. They got 93 on those kids. Tonight they'll get a team in Creighton that might even put up a fight offensively unlike Gonzaga which would actually help Texas not take their foot off the gas late. We could even see late-game free throws here. I have Texas scoring at least 85 points tonight so this is a discount.

Another example of the books completely losing their fastball is the fact that we're getting +205 for 50+ receiving yards out of DeVante Parker. We're talking DeVante Parker here people. Throw out his two games against the Jets and you'll see this guy has cleared 60+ in each of his last three games. Whether the Patriots play from ahead or behind, Parker should be involved and without Von Miller, Mac Jones might even have enough time to find him on a deep one. The man has had a 40+ yard reception three times this season. I hate to say it, but I think it's time we put the books down once and for all. It feels like the right thing to do.